Cast of 'Hard Rubbish': Tiffany Davis, Simon Mallory, me, Luke Stephens, Kanhai Desai, Menik Gooneratne

Here’s a quick update:

• I worked with Mira Robertson to develop a new draft of The Non-Believers for Film Vic.
• I directed a live read of The Non-Believers with professional actors at Cinema Nova (Script Alive).
• I directed my short film Hard Rubbish for Raw Nerve 2010 (shortlisted by Tropfest, rejected by Cannes)
• Went to L.A. for the Screenwriting Expo (and to have lunch with Steve Kaplan).
• Tried stand-up comedy again (and got laughs this time)
• Created the Weird Stuff blog: weirdstufftv.blogspot.com 
• Wrote a new feature-length screenplay How I Became a Vegetarian
• and… I became a dad!

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Script Alive cast for 'The Non-Believers': David Tredinnick, Chris Brown, Yesse Spence, Jacob Allen, me, Kevin Harrington

Steve Kaplan compliments my page numbering

Here’s a quick update:

• I was hired to co-write a new kids’ TV series Hotdog & Mustard (bible and pilot script)
• My feature screenplay The Non-Believers was selected for funding by Film Vic (Catapult)
• I got a haircut, and an agent…
• My short script Hard Rubbish was selected for Raw Nerve 2010
• Filmed a comedy documentary series pilot Weird Stuff: UFOs
• Had a script consultation with US comedy guru Steve Kaplan at Screen Australia (see above)

It’s been a good 12 months. The next 12 will be even gooder…

We find out next week if we’re one of the 6 teams to be selected for the workshops. Here is a photo taken during the interview, which shows just how cohesive we are under pressure:

Steve, Tim and Stuart being interviewed at Film Victoria

As a token of the following their show has developed over the years, they had guest comedians of the calibre of Mike Wilmot, Greg Fleet and Pauline Hanson. There was huge applause at the end of the broadcast as, like me, most of the people had come to make sure that this really was going to be their last show. 

Chris and Declan are now considering careers in the entertainment industry.

(Well done, boys.)

I’m being funded by Film Victoria to attend a 3-day Genre seminar.  That’s money from Film Victoria to learn how to improve my screenplay (it was that bad they decided I needed some serious assistance…).

http://film.vic.gov.au/www/html/991-aristaeurista-initiatives.asp

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(This is what blogging’s all about, right?)

These are the participants of Clarion South 2009. (Moments after being told there would be no refunds).

Like many of my fellow participants, I had been a bit uncertain about subjecting myself to an intensive six-week residential SF workshop. Especially when I could’ve been using that time to catch up on all those episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm and other plastic-wrapped DVD collections waiting to soak up my spare time. Why put myself through the pain of writing and critiquing short stories for six weeks? I could’ve been sitting on the couch in my underpants, eating peanuts instead. But there’ll be other summers for that. The window for Clarion wouldn’t come around again (especially when it happens only once every two years). It was now or never.

Shortly after arriving, I’d wished it was never. I thought I’d made a mistake. I wasn’t sure I belonged among these people (see photo above). The funny thing was, they were all thinking the same thing.

The convenors, Rob Hoge, Kate Eltham, Rob Dobson and Heather Gammage, did a great job keeping us sane those first few days (and for the rest of the time). They are truly generous souls and I feel indebted to them (and I hate feeling that, dammit).

It took a couple of days before the value of this ‘bootcamp’ became apparent ($29.95 plus postage). But seriously, we were being forced to pick apart 3 or 4 stories every day, and listen to detailed criticism from 16 other writers (plus the tutor). This approach has to teach you to write better stories. It rewires your brain. It takes six weeks for the brainwashing to take effect, apparently. Then you’re free to go home and fail to fit back into normal society.

This shot was taken on day two. That’s me writing on the board: “I will not be late to class again.” (I have similar photos from weeks 2 – 6)

The tutors were superb.

Sean Williams, Margo Lanagan, Jack Dann, Trent Jamieson and Jeff VanderMeer.

Between them, you’d think they’d know a thing or two about writing. Well, you’d be wrong. They know a bit more than that…

We even had the opportunity to perform public readings at Avid Bookstore. 

This is me reading to 1000 people crammed into Avid Bookstore (well there would’ve been 1000 people, but Jack Dann scared most of them away with bawdy references to poodles and smoke blowing fetishes).

Steve, Jeff VanderMeer and Brendan Carson demonstrate the non-confrontational critiquing expression that is core to Clarion’s success.

Alex, Mac and Angela force Jack Dann to sign their books. Check out the size of Angela’s HUGE left arm (poking Jack). Intimidating…

Rob announces the bar has run out of booze. A moment later we realised he wasn’t joking…

The blogs of my buddies will tell you in more detail just how good Clarion was (see bottom). If you’re serious about writing SF, then you must do it. It’s a right of passage. It introduces you to the SF community (which is surprisingly nice). It teaches you a bit about yourself and puts your ego back in its place (surprisingly useful). And you get to make sixteen new friends who are just as weird and wonderful as yourself. 

Leave your sanity at the door…

Some of the (many) things I learned from Clarion:

• writing stories is hard
• successful writers work hard
• the first draft is just the beginning
• (more of these in another post – it’s way past my bedtime – damn this blogging thing to Hell!)

Thanks to Aidan, Mac, Amanda and others for taking these photos. 

I miss you guys.

Links to other blogs (is this how I do this?): 

aidandoyle.livejournal.com

brendandcarson.blog.com

meandmybrain.livejournal.com

Until now, I’ve been avoiding this whole blog phenomenon for three reasons:

1) I’m lazy.

b) I didn’t see any value in blogging until recently. Basically, the writers I met at Clarion have convinced me that this activity may be worthwhile and anything that actually gets me writing is probably a good thing.

3) I’ve (usually) got nothing to say.

So, given the above, this experiment in futility should last about a week. Here goes…